Whether you’re feeling a little lackluster and need an extra boost in shime and shimmer, or just want to feel extra sparkly for a snazzy night out, try adding some unicorn meat to your diet. Its packed with flavor (tastes just like chicken!) and is loaded with sparkles.
And since unicorns are a mythical creature, vegetarians can rejoice, finally a non-soy or wheat based meat that you too can eat! Its cruelty-free since the meat appears just as magically as the unicorns do.
Here’s how sparkly I felt after my first encounter with delicious unicorn meat:
Obviously, unicorn meat isn’t real. But it sure was a funny joke. Read more here.
